Quest for Cognizance

I gotta say, just like every other parent I know has said, there's nothing like this new-parent thing.

Your world turns upside down and learn stuff about yourself and family you never knew before like:
-- Baby poop isn't the worst thing in the world, but has the potential.
-- 1-3 hours of sleep per night will get you through the following day.
-- Human or not, a baby is a baby. (aka. Vinnie as best friend, Abbey as Mom #2)
-- You have no choice but to become more patient, thoughtful, and loving even though you're on autopilot 90% of the time.
-- Your wife has all, and does all of these things 500% better than you because she is MOM.