Happy 6th of July!

First of all, please note the time of this post.

That said, let's work backwards in time from this point on...

~Just got to bed.
~Took a shower to erase a vomitrocious stank.
~Staked Abbey to the ground out back and proceeded to scrub said vomitrocious stank from her short, dense fur.
~Ran to Meijer to purchase hydrogen peroxide, baking soda, face mask and latex gloves.
~Googled how the hell to get vomitrocious skunk odor off your damned dog.
~Let the dogs in from their final pee-break of the night. I had to call Abbey fifteen times before she sauntered out from behind the big pine tree at the back of the yard. And BEHOLD... VOMITROCIOUS STANK!!!
~Arrived home from work at 11 P.M. (covering for an employee on a holiday weekend for the second night in a row.)

(Please admire the following photo in context with this post. No other insinuations please...)